Forgive me for I have sinned. As you can tell from the list of item purchased tonight from my local grocer, I have reached full yuppiehood:

(2) Red Bell Peppers
(2) Orange Bell Peppers
(2) Yellow Bell Peppers
(2) Green Bell Peppers
(1) Sweet White Onion
(1) Bag of Permixed Salad
(1) Loaf Whole Wheat Bread
(1) Package Fat-Free Sharp Cheddar Cheese
(1) Gallon Fat-Free Lactose-Free Milk (in lavendar container)
(1) Box Green Tea

…and then I retreated from the snow into my gas-guzzling SUV, heading south towards my apartment in a neighborhood with H2’s and Jaguars.

Please find it in your heart to forgive me. I’m now administering a severe lashing with cables from my high-end audio equipment.

Sometimes I’m so ashamed of myself.