This week’s email is actually an old one…saved in a folder to cherish forever. Yes, I am that petty that I laugh at the idiocy of other people’s rationale.

On to the good stuff. This little angel was kinda irrate, and in what seems like a logical step (to her, at least) she decided to vent to the faceless webmaster. Um, yea. Solid decision making. Sadly, it appears as I’ve endangered her future college career? Imagine, my nerve. I’m not sure if she thinks we sponsor the SATs or what…But let’s just hope she’s not aiming to be an english major. Or communications.

And so I bring you, Most Excellent Email #2:

My question concerns SAT’s. I have been calling for weeks trying to figure out what is going on with the rescheduled SAT. I was informed that I could attain such information by looking for a certain number on my registration ticket. No such number, or rather any number for that matter, appeared on the ticket. I have been transferred from person to person but no one had any information. How is it that so many people can be uninformed. I would appreciate it if I could be informed as to when my SAT is? For your information, this may help someone … it was scheduled at [campus building] originally. Perhaps, this has sent a spark, though it should have when I spoke to the numerous “helpers.” Please help me in my endeavor. I was at one time interested in [school] but I’m not so sure. This delay is a hindrance to my college applications and elligibility for scholarships. Please pull it together. I thought by taking my SAT’s at a college I would be have no problems. Please, prove me wrong! I would much rather have nice things to say about you. Please also forgive my frustration. [name of self-righteous pre-teen]

Thanks, Avril Jr. Now take some of that sassy goodness on back to Hot Topic. Or Diary Queen. Or somewhere that you can exercise your big-girl attitude on other adults! God…