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What Not To Do #1

Originally posted on December 22, 2005

Step 1: Get a cup of coffee

Step 2: Get a handful of roasted peanuts, placed in plastic cup

Step 3: Sit down at your desk again, and begin working

Step 4: Without looking down, while right hand is still on mouse, use left hand to reach for salty peanuts.

Step 5: Scream. Really loudly.

Step 6: Curse yourself for putting hand fully into scalding coffee, instead of peanut cup, which is to your right, not left.



Comments

good job typing with a burnt hand

said brad

Good job Fr. Sweeney!

said Rudy

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My last name means "with clenched fist." It also is most known for the opera in which the protagonist sells his soul to the devil. I should have taken my wife's surname.

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