[cue: read in best Isaac Hayes voice] Aww shucks. It’s Friday again. You know I don’t want to have to do this, right? You know that, right? Oh baby, I’m sorry. I still love you. It’ just that I have to recap five things from the week that I’m thankful for that don’t inclue Scientology*. Baby please!
Let’s get it on like Donkey Kong then, ya dig?
- Hello my name is shirt - Cool tshirt. Yes, I realize the ironic tshirt craze has crested, but it’s a cool design. And I think it’s funny.
- Old friends calling - Nothing can brighten a normally blah week like reconnecting with old friends. And though I hate the phone like it’s actively giving me brain herpes, I still really enjoy talking to good friends. I miss them.
- The term “battle royale” - Don’t ask me why, for I have no idea. I just think it’s a pretty slick term to throw into a conversation, like, “Yo, you hear Greg’s coming to the meeting this afternoon? Yea boy it’s gonna be a real battle royale! For sho’!” — Ok, perhaps not the best usage, but I would still laugh.
- Everlong by the Foo Fighters - It’s one of those “oh snap” songs for me, as I always forget to mentally rank it as a great tune, and when iPod graciously cues it up for my undeserving arse I rejoice and remember all over again how good of a song it really is.
- You deserve to be punched - Exceptionally creative interactive comic strip by Mike Kohlbecker. I laugh.
*The staff of FTILFF does not endorse this edition, and in no way was any of it meant as slander against the church of scientology. So any strongarmed reps from the mothership, please don’t kill my family.
