What’s better than spending and entire Saturday powerwashing the driveway in freezing temperatures? Seeing the look of abject horror on your wife’s face when she notices that you’ve etched “Thug Life” in three-foot high letters across the driveway.

What’s better than spending and entire Saturday powerwashing the driveway in freezing temperatures? Seeing the look of abject horror on your wife’s face when she notices that you’ve etched “Thug Life” in three-foot high letters across the driveway.
My first purchased cassette tape was either MC Hammer's Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em or They Might Be Giant's Flood.
My first purchased CD was Gin Blossom's New Miserable Experience.