I’ve determined that the secret to a successful wedding (and even the impending marriage, but that’s another post) is to be a good listener. There are a million people doing a million things, and asking just as many questions. There are places to stand, things to hold, words to say, etc. And add on top of it the fact that you’re likely nervous as hell (either for jumping feet first into a binding contract of fidelity, or the thought of being in front of a bunch of scrutinizing hawks). Those don’t mix well.

So for my friends yet to take the plunge, just learn to listen and you’ll be fine. Unless someone tells you that doing body shots off of a stripper the night before is a good idea. Then, and only then, is it prudent not to listen.