Jonas was sitting at the front door waiting for The Wife™ to come home from work when he noticed this motley crew walking down the street. By the time The Wife™ got to our driveway, they had trucked it to our front lawn, as if on a mission from God.

Needless to say, Jonas’ head almost exploded, as he had never seen ducks before, let alone a troop of ducks that seemed to be able to fashion a reasonable chorus line.

And in case you were wondering, yes, ducks do indeed respond well to dog-training commands. Except for that one on the far right with the jacked-up wing.