“Dear, did you put the dog back into his cage when you got home? Because I keep hearing noises downstairs.”
“Of course I did! That’s ridiculous! Why—OK now you’re making me doubt myself…” (leaves to check)
“Oh…um, OK. So I guess not, he’s just walking around in the dark.”
“Crap, what has he ruined?”
“Actually, nothing. He picked up the remote and pranced around the room with it, but that seems to be it.”
“What the hell? He’s more destructive when I’m LOOKING DIRECTLY AT HIM.”
Just wondering, you DID lock Jonas up when you left for work today, right?
I saw something about a train derailing near Louisville, and was wondering . . .
said Rudy
Yes, no follies by The Wife. Besides, I think even Jonas would be too faint of heart to venture into Bullit County. That's right, it's pronounced the way you might think. An area of Kentucky named after ammunition...
And to pronounce it like a native, just stick your bottom lip out as far as you can and say, "buuuuullit"
said Brian Faust
Speaking of the redneck nation I am waiting for a picture of a certain hat displayed in a certain bloggers office. If not I have a picture of a certain blogger sitting in a bathroom wearing said hat that I will happily distribute across the internet.
yes that was a threat...
said Workingpoor
These things take time, good sir.
said Brian Faust
Maybe it's because I don't live in Kentucky, but just how long does it take to put the hat on a certain blogger's head, sit down at said blogger's desk, and get someone to take a picture of said blogger? Seems like it shouldn't take more than a minute or two.
Now, if a certain blogger is doing this at 8 pm alone in the office so said blogger's coworkers don't see said blogger wearing said hat, it may take a little longer.
But then again, we all know that a certain blogger is really 45 years old and is in bed by 7:30 pm every weekday night!
said Rudy
10:00pm, thank you very much.
said Brian Faust
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On a Christmas holiday in college, a buddy and I swiped an entire drive-thru getup from a local donut shop: the speaker podium, two light-up signs (with wiring in tact) and a 10-foot banner reading "stop for free donuts!" They went well with the gumball machine.
