You know you’ve reached a special place in your marriage when your wife feels it completely acceptable to forward you emails about maxi-pads and menstrual periods, namely because she thinks you’d find them enjoyable to read.
She’s either sadistic or clueless…
BAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.
Wife > Brian
said Jordan
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Once, in college, in an attempt to dye my hair, I stripped all the color out of it, but with the wrong strength solution.
My scalp started bleeding profusely and eventually my entire head scabbed over. So I sucked the dead skin off with a vacuum.
