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Open Letter to The Hallmark Card Designers

Originally posted on November 19, 2007

Dear Hallmark Card Designers,

Just because I’m a dude doesn’t mean that I want every single “For My Wife” card on the shelf to be the size of a billboard. Please cross off “men prefer oversized things” from your List of Insulting Stereotypes.

Oh, and please change the default script font to something other than Brush Script.

Cordially,
Brian Faust



Comments

I really hope you're not buying a Christmas card for your wife already... it's not even Thanksgiving yet!!

said Rudy

Worse, are you buying thanksgiving cards?

said Andrew

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