Dear Meteorologically-Misinformed Peoples of the “Great” State of Kentucky,

Just a reminder that you cannot consider it snow when, by the time the precipitation hits the ground, it is rain. Ergo, there is no need to cancel schools, issue weather hazard warnings, drive like lobotomized howler monkeys or have ANY pause for concern whatsoever.

Again, this is not snow. Please act accordingly.

Yours in traffic,
Brian