While talking to The Wife™ about health insurance today, I ran into a tiny quandary. What happens if you don’t square up on your hospital bill? I know what happens with cars and houses (not by experience, but by watching Dog the Bounty Hunter, who I assume is a collections agent? I dunno, I didn’t watch the show for more than 10 minutes.). But I mean there’s some serious cash involved in having a baby at one of them fancy hospital places, with the lights and tables and whatnots. Surely the insurance companies wouldn’t want to lose out on that, eh?

Are there Baby Repo businesses? Child Collection Agencies? What a horrid job. I’m not sure how those people could sleep at night.

For shame baby repo man. For shame.