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Retrograde Behavior

Originally posted on April 17, 2008

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Amidst all the injuries and other minor miseries of the past few months, it seems as if Jonas (having passed his second birthday) is now in a bit of behavioral regression. Old habits that were thought to be conquered have poked out again, at a time that I must admit is a little less than ideal.

Our family members have been worried about Jonas and his, err, excitability with the baby on the way. We’ve joked about it, we laugh it off. But in the back of my mind I truly am worried. I had pinned my hopes on the idea that he would magically be un-puppified when he hit age two, as his first birthday seemed to mark a rather drastic difference. But now, with a scant 10 weeks left until The Big Show™, I’m becoming increasingly concerned.

There’s not much to do, I suppose, beyond practicing patience and reinforcing his fundamental training. We’ll have to ignore the willful exertions of adolescent dominance and general mischievousness, praying that he doesn’t maul the baby’s face upon first meeting.

But really, if he would just get over his new “defending the castle” schtick we’d be slightly better friends. A leaf, that man cutting his grass and that bird across the street are not a threat to you, sir, and your booming barks do little but scare the living bejeezus out of us. And greatly diminish any chance you have of getting a treat.



Comments

Don't be nervous - dogs are WAY more intelligent than humans when it comes to infants. When I was a little 'un, our family dog was a ball of whirlwind, completely insane...but when my little brother came along it was like someone had just sat him down and gave him the job as Official Baby Protector or something. He suddenly transformed into a patient, obedient, calm dog whenever the baby was around - without an ounce of training. And lo and behold, our new family dog (sadly, the first one passed away years ago) does exactly the same when she is around babies. And she is called Ozzy, with good reason! I think we attract clinically insane dogs. But again, with babies, she is the ultimate well-behaved pooch - no barking, no jumping up, no crazy racing in the house, no licking the skin off our faces. It's obviously some built-in instinct because friends have said their dogs go exactly the same way. Maybe it's the same thing that makes (most) people go 'ahhhhhh, the baaaaaby' whenever an infant surfaces?

The more you act like something is wrong with a dog, or something shouldn't be approached/investigated, the more they'll want to poke their noses in. Just be normal, introduce the baby slowly, don't crowd the dog, and he will be absolutely fine. I have way more faith in animals than I do with people, and it always pays off. It's also important that the baby grows up knowing how to interact with animals properly and responsibly.

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