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5 Things I Love for Friday #142

originally published on March 27, 2009

  1. Drink Beer & Carry On - Probably the best revival yet. Maybe I’m biased, though.
  2. How to soften butter quickly - 75% of the time I forget to soften butter when baking. The Wife™ maintains a steady 100% fail rate. Now I know how to rectify the problem correctly.
  3. P.O.S. - I stumbled across P.O.S. a while back, but this video made me a fan. I was an admirer of the Rhymesayers label a few years back but blinked and now this kid is their heavyweight. Previously from the punk band Build Better Bombs, he has to be one of the most talented MCs out there. His style switches from Ras Kass to Twista to Eminem to his own blend. He plays his own instruments, sings his hooks and makes most of his own beats. And this week MTV released his commissioned cover of Pearl Jam’s “Why Go?”. Tell me that’s not talent.
  4. Skype - Yes, I’m probably the last person on earth to give Skype a shot. Hell my father had an account before I did. But this past week I got set up so that my parents could see Liam during our weekly calls. It’s so simplistic, but having a good call quality with reasonably good video makes me feel like George Jetson or Marty McFly (in the future, of course). Too bad Liam doesn’t understand that his grandparents aren’t actually in the computer. Hopefully he gets it soon because I’m tired of cleaning his hand prints off the monitor.
  5. Still Tasty - Ever wonder how long stuff stays good frozen or in your fridge? Sure, it’s not precise but this site is great for rough estimates. Good to know that that bottle of robust molasses I’ve been chipping away at is still good. Time to make more baked beans I guess.
  6. Homemade rootbeer floats - Okay, it’s a bonus item this week because it’s too damned good not to mention. I brewed five gallons of root beer, kegged it and then whipped up a batch of vanilla bean ice cream. Now I realize the floats I’ve had in the past weren’t even close to fresh…something I never would have thought I’d notice in a dessert like that.

No Apologies Necessary

originally published on March 25, 2009

I admit that I use Facebook. I’m not sure if this makes me a pre-teen, an old fart, or something sad and loserish in between. But I use it, and it’s a really easy way to stay in touch with friends who for the past 10 years have previously been unable to handle the rigors of email communication.

But as the Facebook user base has swollen from the relatively ghost town setting of 2005 when I signed up, so has the populous power of the community. Memes spread voraciously like the black plague, trends come and go in a matter of days. It serves to show that Facebook is as close to a living, breathing online social community that is possible. Which is the setting of the problem.

Last week, Zuckerberg and company did something so heinous, so unthinkable that millions of people have revolted. No, it wasn’t the bizarre privacy policy revamp (that should have caused more of a stir than it actually did). Nope. The clamor and commotion of the past week has been over a redesigned interface, the second in the past year in fact. If you can get past the gaul of such a move, I implore you to follow along.

Let’s get real. When should a company apologize to it’s users? In my view, it’s:

  • If they fail to deliver on a contractual agreement
  • If they fail to produce adequate services for the monetary payment from customers
  • When a decision is made that threatens the well-being of customers
  • When they abuse their power and use deception to manipulate customers past a point previously agreed upon at the point of contract

We’re not talking about car companies abolishing seat belts to save cost or knife manufacturers deciding to push machetes to children to boost sales. Those are bad decisions to be sure. What we’re talking about is a company that offers a free service that people willingly sign up for, deciding to use their own venture capital money to pay professional designers to try and improve this free service. Free. The service costs nothing to the bizillions of people who spend hours on end logged in and posting wall comments.

People hate change. The goal of design is to make an experience so wonderful that structure and form fade into the background for every user. Both of these are immutable truths. Yet based on the reactions of people, with all their status-ranting, poll-creating and protest-group-forming, you would think that Facebook had suddenly decided to force every user to smoke unfiltered cigarettes. In reality, they probably used an incredible set of Analytics data to guide a professional redesign. These are two very different things. Yet if measured by crowd reaction, one would have to wonder.

So is the redesign terrible? No. Does it force users to rediscover where previously familiar links have gone? Perhaps. But there are a host of new features that were not there before that adds value to whatever experience it is that Facebook offers, which is what a redesign/refresh should be (really this was a refresh).

So everyone just stop bitching about someone having shifted your couch. That familiar living room is still in tact. Furniture was not thrown out or set on fire. You’ve lost nothing. Someone just tried to make your sitting experience a bit more comfortable. Give it a try before you shout from your soapbox. You might find that your TV has less glare, or some other unseen benefit that you might miss by being so riled-up.

And besides, it’s just a website.


5 Things I Love for Friday #141

originally published on March 20, 2009

Embarrassing that I haven’t written anything in a week. Apologies. We’ve been tracking down the source of a head-to-toe rash on the kid.

  1. Trailer for Away We Go - John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph, Jeff Daniels, Maggie Gyllenhaal and a screenplay by David Eggers. Sold.
  2. Ben Folds goes a cappella - Ben uses college a cappella groups to record some of this songs. Sounds like it would suck, but it’s actually rather engaging.
  3. Get Excited And Make Things - A take on the “Keep Calm & Carry On” propaganda poster from World War II era Britain. Now if only I could get an EPS of it. It would look smashing on my office wall at home, against the charcoal gray paint.
  4. The end of organic farming? - Great, just as my books on this topic arrive at the library I find this. Boo to Monsanto! I pray this doesn’t get passed.
  5. Diaper Dude Messenger Bag - Laptop bag + diaper bag. Stylish and handy. Dudes, take a stand for yourself and say NO to the Vera Bradley.

5 Things I Love for Friday #140

originally published on March 13, 2009

  1. Google Voice- Google takes aim at the telephony industry. After acquiring a startup almost two years ago, within a few weeks they’ll announce a service that (among other things) merges multiple phone numbers into one and sends your voicemail to your Gmail account in text. Drooling to give this a shot.
  2. Beautiful USB key design - LaCie takes the term “key” literally and creates a 4gb/8gb design that looks flat out fantastic.
  3. Thru You - A guy mashes up videos from YouTube, dissecting instrumentals and reassembling them into multiple songs to create a full album. If DJ Shadow had picked up Final Cut instead of a pair of Technics 1200s…
  4. Illinoize (Tor / Sufjan Stevens) - Sure, mashups are soooo 2005, but this one caught my fancy. Short and sweet, this is one of the few executions of the style that I think works well. A DJ mixes Sufjan Stevens’ instrumentals from the Illinois album with classic hiphop vocals from the likes of Outkast, Pete Rock, etc. My favs are the Aesop Rock track and the Brother Ali track.
  5. Samsung Solid State RAID video - Solid state drives are gaining popularity. Here’s a video if you take 24 of them (256gb each) and strap ‘em in a RAID format. Time it takes to open every program in the Start Bar? Less than it takes my slow-ass XP laptop to open Notepad.

The gift that keeps on giving

originally published on March 09, 2009

Pulling Up a Chair

You might be appalled that we let our son develop a special affinity for this Tylenol bottle. But don’t worry, it’s not like it’s actually filled with Tylenol. It’s filled with Oxycontin, so he’s perfectly fine.

See, the real reason for showing this photo is not to highlight our efforts to cultivate his dependance on prescription pharmaceuticals the bottle itself, but rather show that for two incredible days out of the past 62, his face was snot-free. Granted, this was likely only because he slobbered so much while trying to cram the Tylenol bottle sideways into is mouth that it got washed away, but whatever. I’m not being picky.

Liam started daycare on January 5 and within three hours of being there was fitting right in by projectile vomiting his lunch all over his new friends. Since then he’s moved from a nasty stomach flu to a head cold, to a chest cold, back to a head cold and then topped it off with an ear infection. He came off antibiotics last Monday and despite a lingering snottiness, he seemed like a new baby. He was responsive instead of dazed. He was smiling instead of rubbing his eyes. Good thing that whole “healthy baby” thing stuck around for a few days, otherwise The Wife™ and I would have started getting all cocky.

This past weekend he went back to crappy sleeping habits, he’s so congested he can barely breathe, and he started pulling at his other ear. So unless earlobe tugging is a baseball signal I’m unaware of (I knew I should have paid attention to that sport) or some other kind of baby sign language signaling to us that we’re awesome parents, I’m guess he’s ramping up for another trip to the pediatrician.

Before I had a child, I used to roll my eyes at coworkers who were constantly calling in sick because of their kid. I thought they were abusing their benefits. But now I know it’s no joke. Two and a half months of sickness (and what he gets, The Wife™ or I usually get in some form as well), with no end in sight. I’ve even started wondering if his eyes really do look green some days, or if it’s just the snot on his face casting a hue.

I feel so badly for Liam because he can’t concentrate on baby things, like standing or crawling or getting his face licked by the dog without dealing with his nose leaking all over his face. The poor kid hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in ages.

Maybe I’m particularly bitter today since I’m writing this with a developing sore throat and nausea that showed up right around 2am (when I got up to try to put Liam back to sleep). All I know is if the three of us miss the joys of Spring because he still has Daycare Face, someone’s gonna pay.

What’s next, seasonal allergies? Pink eye? Rickets?


5 Things I Love for Friday #139

originally published on March 06, 2009

  1. University iPhone apps - Sure, I think it’s bad that the only way you get to use these are if you pony up for an iPhone. But if you have one, the Stanford web people have you set. ePay, the campus maps, the directory, course schedules…all as a suite of iPhone apps. Awesome idea if not limited in audience.
  2. College Humor Prank War [video] - I’ve never been a fan of CH but this video is awesome. Hands-down one of the best/most cruel pranks I’ve ever seen. Worth the watch.
  3. Magnetic self assembly in slow motion [video] - 90 small magnets in a 9x10 matrix with a larger magnet dropped on top. You wouldn’t think the result would be beautiful, but it’s surprisingly so.
  4. In-floor bathtubs - Kinda awkward as they look as if they can’t decide if they’re large bathtubs or tiny swimming pools, but beautiful ideas nonetheless. Guess I know what I’ll be doing this weekend around the house sleeping on the couch for attempting!
  5. Emergency MC Hammer - Entirely goofy, yet the only thing that made me laugh loudly and honestly this week.

Panchromatic Nirvana

originally published on March 03, 2009

I’ve never in my life been compelled to do a review for a product or service. I’ve been close before (iPhone) but thought it too fanboyish and eventually misguided. But I feel compelled to at least write a little something about Mpix.com, if not because I’ve been asked by a few people recently about who I use to print photos.

For color printing I’ve been very happy with how Flickr has handled things. Sure the seamless integration with my hosting account provides a handy two-click purchase process. But the color matching and ability to order matte (not glossy!) prints sold me. I’ve ordered quite a few photos from Flickr, ranging in sizes up to 8x10, and have been impressed. But even their black and white left me wanting.

Two years ago I began searching for online service bureaus that looked to be somewhat specialized in delivering better-than-average black and white photos. What I’ve had printed at places like Target or Costco have, as would be expected, failed to impress me. Poor color reproduction, terrible contrast and a general lack of matching the color profile of my monitor/desktop were persistent.

So recently when I went to frame an 11x14 black and white photo, I tried Mpix and was blown away. The pricing was fair. I had the ability to select true black and white paper. And the packaging and delivery were fantastic. The print arrived in only a day or two (regular shipping selected, if I recall) and had multiple layers of protective cardboard and film.

I can’t speak highly enough about what I received. I definitely have no reason to look elsewhere for black and white or oversized prints. Now if only I could find where I planted that money tree so I could plaster our walls with more photos.


Did You Know?

Unfortunate Etymology

My last name means "with clenched fist." It also is most known for the opera in which the protagonist sells his soul to the devil. I should have taken my wife's surname.