“So my mother talked to Liam’s teacher today when she picked him up. Apparently our kid really enjoys flash cards.”

“Wha? He’s not even two, and they’re doing flashcards at daycare?”

“Yea I guess they all gather in a circle but only manage to sit still for about 20 minutes.”

“Because THEY’RE TWO.”

“Yea, but apparently our kid not only loves flashcards, but he knows all of them by heart and gets really upset and cries when Flashcard Time is over.”

“I think we need to teach him self defense strategies this weekend. You know, just in case the class turns on him and his pocket protector can’t save him.”